Sunday, October 10, 2010
From the Admin Desk: Week 10
This week, one of our "esteemed" #@$% guests backed out, so there will be no post on Monday. But we have the self-crowned king of late-night up ahead, so that should be enough. Yeah, that fat old loser, the Cruella De Ville of TV, who can't let go of his long-gone crown. And we also have the Prince Charles of the business world- the heir who waited for the old king to die and ended up being booted off by papa dearest. That should be enough fun for this week- two non-kings.
Friday, October 8, 2010
Hugh Hefner
WHO AM I: Media mogul
I’m 84, baby, and I’m still rocking the show like an 18-year old. Losers, you guys don’t even get one girl in your entire lifetime, and here I am, frolicking around with 10 or 12 at a time! I even have a Top 10 list to choose from!
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Joaquin Phoenix
WHO AM I: Actor
Yeah, yeah, I’m still here. Did you enjoy my documentary? I know you guys were secretly thrilled at getting a ringside view of a Hollywood meltdown, even though you suspected it was all a fake. Yes, I’m coming out and saying it openly, again- Casey’s documentary was a fake, a hoax, a scam, dreamed up by the Legendary Phoenix. Me.
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