Rupert Murdoch

WHO AM I: Media mogul

Your generation is a pretty pathetic one. You want everything free: news, music, movies, TV, everything. Losers, there is no such thing as a free lunch, and you seem to have forgotten that. Well, I’m best at teaching people lessons they never forget. And that’s what I’m going to do now, just after I’ve got my daily job from Wendi dearest. Oh, you know, a good sex life produces hormones that prevent aging, and I’m determined to live till at least 110.

Rupert Murdoch

Carl Icahn

WHO AM I: Business mogul

With great power comes even greater power. Uncle Ben may not have approved of this quote, but I live my life by it. It’s a great feeling, knowing that you hold so many little people in your hands, and what you do can impact them in so many different ways.

Carl Icahn

Abdul Karim Telgi

WHO AM I: Fraudster

Note: Don't ask us how we could get a jailed criminal to write for our blog. Suffice to say, we know someone who knows someone who knows Telgi, and as long as he didn't write anything incriminating any politician, the post could be published. And as for the classification of the post, what Telgi did comes under business. Shady criminal business, yes, but still business.

Aiyyo devre, why did I do stamp paper ka dhandha, when I could have earned crores just going into legitimate business like Kalmadi bhai? I wouldn’t have been in jail, I could have worn suit-boot and walked around with Prince Charles, all with crores of rupees in my Swiss bank account. I’m an idiot, I say.

Abdul Karim Telgi

Lachlan Murdoch

WHO AM I: Businessman

Yeah, I know most of you don’t know me. I’m the eldest son of Rupert Murdoch, once upon a time heir apparent, a position darling Jimmy now holds. If you wiki me, you’ll learn that I resigned from News Corp and walked away to form a company of my own. After five years, I wanna tell you why.

Lachlan Murdoch

Hugh Hefner

WHO AM I: Media mogul

I’m 84, baby, and I’m still rocking the show like an 18-year old. Losers, you guys don’t even get one girl in your entire lifetime, and here I am, frolicking around with 10 or 12 at a time! I even have a Top 10 list to choose from!

Hugh Hefner

Mark Zuckerberg

WHO AM I: Internet entrepreneur

I’m trying to make the world a more open place by helping people connect and share. I’m interested in revolutionizing the information flow between people and making the world a freer, more open place. HA!! Gotcha!! You really fell for that?!?! Come on n00bs, I screwed my dorm-mates out of their share in Facebook, you really think I wouldn’t screw around with you? By the way, use Bing. It’s awesome!! (Bill, have my check ready, I’m promoting Microsoft here too). And, if you promote the Social Network movie, I’m gonna make sure that your FB account is cancelled. Got it?

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Cuban

WHO AM I: Entrepreneur

Hey, go get your Mavs merchandise NOW! You buy stuff, I get richer, I buy new players and fire the queens in charge.

Mark Cuban

John Sculley

WHO AM I: Businessman

Please tell me you know who I am! I can see your eyes flicking to the Google search bar. Oh damn! You are an Apple fan! Hey, blog admins, this is secure, right? You’re not posting any of my private info, are you?

John Sculley

Business

They are the moneybags, those uber-rich people who seem to have it all. And do they know how to flaunt their riches! Here are some of the billionaires who managed to find their way to our poor house.

Rupert Murdoch
Carl Icahn
Abdul Karim Telgi
Lachlan Murdoch
Hugh Hefner
Mark Zuckerberg
Mark Cuban
John Sculley

Business