Michelle Bachmann

WHO AM I: Politician

$200 million dollars a day, 3000 people, 500 rooms, 40 aircraft, 37 warships! Obama’s trip is not extravagant, it’s life-threatening. Oh, you read that forward. Good one, right? My office drafted the mail, I put in the numbers, based on random people’s fantasy baseball league scores.

Michelle Bachmann

Sarah Palin

WHO AM I: Politician

Yo, let’s do this fast, people. I’ve a hockey match to go to, then a couple of Tea Party rallies to attend. Hey, so what if I didn’t become Vice-President, I’m still a very busy person.

Sarah Palin

Christine O'Donnell

WHO AM I: Politician

Zoobi zoobi zalaaboo! Zoobi zoobi zalaaboo! If you’re wondering what that’s all about, it’s a small witch chant I use to begin all my written material. Till date, no paper or journal has published it, but these people are really cool. I think I’ll write for blogs more often; Michelle (Malkin, not Obama) would like that.

Christine O'Donnell

Sheila Dikshit

WHO AM I: Politician

This is impossible, I say. First that motherf***ing gora messes with my name, MY name. How dare he, that racist, sexist, misogynist pig (yeah, I know a lot of big words; I’m a M.A!)! Gag order or no gag order, I have the right to speak. And speak I will, through this blog, which is not based in India. So I can’t be penalized under Indian laws (or so I say).

Sheila Dikshit

Politics

They rule, or want to rule nations; they frame laws that affect our lives. But are they the wise do-gooders they claim to be? You be the judge.

Michelle Bachmann
Sarah Palin
Christine O'Donnell
Sheila Dikshit

Politics